This, I'm sorry to say, is not a joke. A case that made headlines a few years ago involved a girl who obliviously bicycled right out in front of an oncoming car, which just avoided turning her into street pizza. The driver, furious and badly rattled, jumped out and grabbed her by the arm and yelled at her for being a stupid careless nitwit -
And if you believe this, let me tell you about this bridge I have for sale in Brooklyn...
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And if you believe this, let me tell you about this bridge I have for sale in Brooklyn...