Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Take Two, Over.

[chris_gerrib]

So apparently the Case of the Missing Governor has been cracked - he was having an affair. I watched part of his news conference, and unlike the typical "politician gets caught with pants around ankles" he seemed sincerely saddened.

But dude, seriously - get a better cover story.

Comments

[jetfx.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why politicians having affairs are such a big deal in the States. Sex scandals just do not occur in this country, because its a private issue for the most part.

[chris-gerrib.livejournal.com]

It's the whole Puritan / Evangelical / "Sanctity of Marriage" / Culture War thing.