You Might Be in a Small Town If...*

I'm back in Chicago. The funeral was yesterday, conducted in a fog with literally less then 1/10 of a mile visibility. I have a writing group tonight, so in leiu of real content, here's Gerrib's Patented "Test of Small-Town-edness."

You might be in a small town if...

The lead news story on the TV news three nights in a row is that a cop lost his gun on the street. (Urbana, IL, the "big city" nearest my hometown.)



* apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.