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Rotary today and writer's workshop tonight, so jokes from my Page-a-Day Golf Calendar:
The reason they call it "golf" is that all the other four-letter words were used up. - Leslie Nielsen
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt. - Jim Bishop
If I were you, I would give your driver to your worst enemy. - John Jacobs
The reason they call it "golf" is that all the other four-letter words were used up. - Leslie Nielsen
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt. - Jim Bishop
If I were you, I would give your driver to your worst enemy. - John Jacobs
