Xoom or Big Trouble In Little China

So, I own a Motorola Xoom tablet. Unfortunately, it won't take a charge, so, after dealing with Motorola's (very efficient) online chat tech support, I had to call their 800 number (not so efficient) and return the device for repairs. It's out of warranty, which means I have to pay, but the repair cost is cheaper than buying a new device. After dealing with that kerfuffle, I sat down to watch Big Trouble In Little China, the 1980s John Carpenter martial-arts flick. I've seen the movie before, but only on badly-edited TV versions, and usually not all in one sitting. It was reasonably entertaining. Rotary today, and work, so back to the salt mines I go...

MF Global, Explained

I found this little gem via Making Light: How Damon Runyon Would Have Explained Jon Corzine.