Various links, by topic.
A) Police - from The Onion, Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
B) Planets - Pluto is roughly the size of Australia. While not a planet, the Moon is roughly the size of the continental US.
C) War - presented without comment or endorsement: Neville Chamberlain Was Right: The maligned British prime minister did what we would want any responsible leader to do.
ETA C1) Civilian guards [guarding military recruiting center] ordered to leave shopping center after one accidentally fires rifle.
A) Police - from The Onion, Do You Know Why I’m Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?
B) Planets - Pluto is roughly the size of Australia. While not a planet, the Moon is roughly the size of the continental US.
C) War - presented without comment or endorsement: Neville Chamberlain Was Right: The maligned British prime minister did what we would want any responsible leader to do.
ETA C1) Civilian guards [guarding military recruiting center] ordered to leave shopping center after one accidentally fires rifle.