You Might Be Getting Old When...

You might be getting old when you are happy about the new shopping carts at the grocery store.

I shop at Mariano's here in the Chicago suburbs. I had to pick up a few items yesterday evening, so I stopped by. They have replaced their old bog-standard metal carts with plastic ones. Since the wheels haven't been beaten to death, they roll more easily, plus the carts are lighter and generally quieter. An all-around more pleasant experience.

Yes, apparently I am old.