Friday Humor - Singles Ad
Dec. 7th, 2012 01:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chris_gerribThis has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me..Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Truro RSPCA
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me..Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Truro RSPCA
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Date: 2012-12-15 05:17 am (UTC)If I was willing to have a dog. ^_-